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Purple never walks alone

A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.
Damn Daniel, purple never walks alone.
by Asmund July 21, 2025
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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
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Never Forget

Can be used in multiple different instances, but mainly used for the September Attacks on 9/11. The September 11th Attacks were carried out by terrorist group al-Quaeda and lead by Osama bin Laden. These attacks were so memorable and hard because the lives of 2,977 innocent workers in both the North, South towers and of course the ones not fortunate to be near the World Trade Center at the time.
I lost my uncle in 9/11. Every time this date happens I get sad. Never Forget.
by TronityCat September 11, 2025
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How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.
“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.
by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025
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Its never Lupus

Due to Lupus being one of those things where symptoms can mimic it and its correct in rare instances, its never medically accurate. Considering Lupus can be pretty dumb and pretty stubborn, it mimics other conditions since it is having an identity crisis, such as fatigue, joint pain, and rashes. Considering Lupus is basically having an identity crisis, it often mimics other diseases such as fibromyalgia, psoriasis, and eczema, a disease that is basically asking for attentions is the same one that gives doctors a hard time to distinguish it from the diseases its mimicking.
Guy 1: Doctor I'm having these intense pains on my joints, feeling tired all the time, and im having these rashes that never goes away. I searched online and it said it could be lupus but-

Doctor: Shut up, its never lupus.
by Dr.ObviouslyNotADoctor November 30, 2025
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After asking questions for study guides, “do we have any questions? We never do.”
by 01011000 December 10, 2025
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