MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.

that guy is a complete mushroom menace.

by dglen September 1, 2013

Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022

Mushroom queen

A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom

You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021