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skunking a motherfucker 

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.
I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.
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Bad Ass Motherfucker 

A man's man who has concreted over 28 years, can bench 275 lbs, and has over 200 bow kills.
The "real deal" who's not afraid to "cash it."
Someone who you'd never talk like "that" to their face whilst you hide behind your computer.
You Internet pussy are fucking crack me up you would not be talking to me like that to my face because I cave your fucking head in you puke. And I am the real deal true bad ass motherfucker bunch of pussy ass bitches

Fuck you puke I’ve got more money in guns and than you could image. I collect lot of tactical stuff and pistols.

Happy Go Lucky Motherfucker 

Someone who always win regardless of the situation.
The neighbor just won the jackpot at bingo today and the Happy Go Lucky Motherfucker hit at the casino yesterday.

dart throwing motherfucker

Person that despite actually enjoying Big Ten football, has acceptable skill at pub games.

Indict the Motherfucker 

An increasingly chart-topping slogan pertaining to the notorious Criminal in Chief appearing on more and more tee shirts all over the world.
Dr. Mary Trump mentioned the beloved ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee-shirts on her podcast today, she noted they were all but sold out in most available outlets and that we would all need to use our big black permanent markers if we want to join this exponentially popular collective.

Convict the Motherfucker 

The increasingly popular slogan on the chart-toppingly popular tee shirts that are quickly supplanting the ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts.
It was pointed out by Dr. Mary Trump on her podcast tonight that the ‘Convict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts referring to the Motherfucker in Chief were taking the place of all others now that he’d been indicted.

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

That moment when a Russian hitman pushes the pistol against your head and prepares to fire.

Fact: He's obsessed with money.
Target - "Eh, what do you want sir?"
*the hitman now flicked his gun safety on, pushing the barrel against the target's head*
Hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
*he pulled the trigger*