Matthew Maundrell

Matthew Maundrell is the bestest. Once you find yourself a Matthew Maundrell your life will completely change, he is like the saying “once you go black you’ll never go back. He will love you with all his heart and he will be the bestest. He will be kind and treat you with so much care. A Matthew Maundrell is the most handsome lad ever(drives a deere)

Have you seen Matthew Maundrell, yeah hes a leng one

by james field January 30, 2022

matthew ellwood

erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.

#wedneslay

person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.

by slapclap October 29, 2022

Matthew Deacon

A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.

He is a wonderful Matthew Deacon.

by Mdeac01 July 13, 2015

Danny Matthews

The prettiest boy in the world, with really pretty eyes and i love him more than anything. *kisskisskisskiss* i like him i like him i like him!!

лекси: why is your bf so cute?

me: back off bitch that’s my danny matthews, don’t even open ur stinky eyes in his direction you poop

by fiohri July 17, 2023

matthew ormrod

A Twat.

Matthew Ormrod is a Twat

by dwefvwefwwd May 7, 2018

matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.

WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!

by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016

Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.

"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."

by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016