What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
Get the Mario Van Peebles (Robles)mug. 
A happy and pure lil' wolf-masked guy that has a void under his mask for some reason! He also may own a parody account named @Wolfmaskedvoid.
Person 1: Hey, whatcha' doing?
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.
by FazwolfArtist October 24, 2020
Get the Jayden Mariomug. Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group
George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
by Basketballaddict8 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariosmug. A fat Italian plumber which kills turtles, shoves 100+ coins in his infinitely deep pockets, kidnaps Princess Peach and makes Boiled or Roasted Bowser for lunch every day
Wahoo! It's-a me! Mario!
by SUPPER MAYRO August 13, 2023
Get the Mariomug. by some weird stalker September 20, 2018
Get the mario marremug. 
Get the The Mariomug.