Something most Americans say when their state sucks at something, because Mississippi is usually at the bottom of lists of things most people want in their state.
Our infrastructure is crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our politicians are crooks, but at least we're not Mississippi.
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Get the vicksburg, mississippi mug.(adv.) to count without the use of the word Mississippi. (e.g., 1, 2, 3). Popularized by Ross Geller from the sit-com Friends, in the episode "The One With Ross's Tan".
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Get the mississippilessly mug.(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
Get the mississipi mudslide mug.This is a sexual act usually performed by a woman. The woman takes a straw from a juice box and plunges it into the urethera of the male and begins to suck out the urine.
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Get the Missisipi sucker mug.The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.
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Get the Mississipi slinky slap mug.This is when you have reached an all time low. Way worse than Mizz Town. You have no idea which way to turn. FML.
my life sucks, im so Mizzissippi right now
by samhump3 October 13, 2011
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