Legends Contract

when you dont wanna be gay anymore so you sign a legends contract which allows you to be gay every now and then

"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"

by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021

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Legend cow

A legend cow is the god of every cow of the universe. She has the most power of all living cows. She's very, very, very smart and an awesome animal. Also, she's strong and can do magic trics. She's a walking beauty and everyone loves her. Her body is gold and glittery and shines like a star. Her living place is the Milky Way where she produces chocolate, vanilla and strawberry milk. Her favourite drink is a sprinkle strawberry vanilla cake pop milkshake. The magic number is seven, because there is the council of the cows which has seven members including the legend cow. The other cows are named mystery cows. They believe in the Bovemismus, the faith in the cow.

Everyone praise the legend cow.

by michihaha January 3, 2017

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im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

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little league legend

The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth

Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league.

These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”

“wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.”

by I hate little league legends May 22, 2018

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