A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"
by sunny54f January 11, 2022
Get the Larry mug.The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
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Get the Larries mug.A character of the alter ego of Kevin Wilkins in the book Kocaine Nightz written Kevin Wilkins. The head chief of Ambitious Empire Company.
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Get the Larry Stylinson mug.The One Direction band members Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles are very good friends, but for some reason they became a "gay ship". If you smash their names together, you get "Larry Stylinson". The two are shipped by thousands arround the world.
martha: larry stylinson is real!
linda: no way girl, they are only friends.
martha: but there are so many proves that they are real!
linda: yes, but people only take advantage of the sweetest or sexiest things they do to each other.
dorothy: i just wanna say a word here, there's actually lots of juicy material that prov-..
linda+martha: shut it dorothy
linda: no way girl, they are only friends.
martha: but there are so many proves that they are real!
linda: yes, but people only take advantage of the sweetest or sexiest things they do to each other.
dorothy: i just wanna say a word here, there's actually lots of juicy material that prov-..
linda+martha: shut it dorothy
by prayforcats October 21, 2018
Get the Larry Stylinson mug.Larry is a ship between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from the famous boyband One Direction. LOOK HERE OKAY, LARRY STYLINSON IS REALLL LIKE VETY REAL. (Think your for your time and patience) Hi, oh
LOUIS: LARRY IS THE BIGGEST BULL I HAVE HEARD.
NIALL: SHUT UP, BUTCH! DON’T MAKE ME COME OUT OF MA BOX TO POIND THE LIVING HECK OUTTA YOU, BUTCH
NIALL: SHUT UP, BUTCH! DON’T MAKE ME COME OUT OF MA BOX TO POIND THE LIVING HECK OUTTA YOU, BUTCH
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