Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 28, 2024

Liquid snow

When a man is about to ejaculate on a plane he opens the window and lets his semen fly.

Jared: You hear about Nick getting hit by the liquid snow?

Jacob: Yeah! Must of been awful!

by Stonybrook26 June 4, 2018

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

Liquid burrito

A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.

Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?

by Tacosauceman March 29, 2023

Liquid Orchestra

The act of sharting, farting, or quefing into a musical instrument to preform a song.

James was preforming a liquid orchestra when he coughed, ruining the song. James is sad.

by KonKopple August 3, 2016

Liquid Profanity

Profanity that can mean something good or bad regardless of sentence structure.

The teacher wasn't sure whether the student was complementing her or insulting her. The teacher asked the student to explain his use of liquid profanity.

by Deffi Man May 24, 2021