Stupid Left Hand

A gentlemen that uses his left hand to make a cunt uncontrollably squirt cum from her vagina.

His Stupid left hand made me cum uncontrollably.

by Nasty Tongue July 16, 2020

left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017

My left toenail

A toenail on the left of your body/if you have a extra toenail somewhere ells

My left toenail is on my foot

by hello guys i make good info October 22, 2020

stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019

Left over steak

Going back in after your buddy was already in.

My best friend pefers my left over steak rather than fresh steak. Who knew.

by Back Door Val November 8, 2017

red dog left

Popular football cheer intended to confuse the opposing team.
Particularly common right before the ball is snapped during the game.

Quarterback: Down! Set! ....

Crowd: Red Dog Left!!! Red Dog Left!!

Quarterback: Huh!?!

by Maria Raw September 22, 2017

Lopey Left Eye

When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.

Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.

by Scotty Nice May 16, 2023