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shitty kitty 

This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.
This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"
shitty kitty by timmyboi December 10, 2006
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shitty kitty 

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
shitty kitty by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Scartch That Kitty Cat 

To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Scartch That Kitty Cat by J Mit March 23, 2005

Bad Kitty Book Club 

A group of swanky and fun gal pals with razor sharp wits, a taste for frosty beverages, chocolate truffles, leopard-print anything and...oh, and they read.
Tess and I had a blast at the Bad Kitty Book Club eating truffles and comparing our latest designer duds.

country kitty 

an animal, a.k.a. skunk. Also called a pole cat.
When in the country, do not try to catch a country kitty.

In the U.S., skunks are often called polecats.
country kitty by country gal November 9, 2008

Itchy Kitty

When your pussy itches. This can be caused by a yeast infection or pubic hair growing back after shaving.
I'll have to give you a blow job tonight or you can have my ass as I have a bad case of itchy kitty.
Itchy Kitty by cactushead August 17, 2009

boom boom kitty fuck

a woman that u want to fuck but in a good way; white woman that loves the cock.