Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

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King Leopold

1.An authority figure who rarely or never visits the place he rules, but instead leaves his cruel underlings to terrorize his subjects.

After the Belgian King Leopold and his brutal absentee rule of the Congo.

Dave: Damn, John, I didn't get the 15th off like I was promised! It's my sister's wedding! I'm calling the District Manager!

John: Oh, you mean King Leopold? He doesn't give a shit. Besides, he only comes around here once or twice a year.

by BReal81 May 11, 2007

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king of the portal

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.

Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal

by Sylvalant April 18, 2006

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drag king

a girl who dresses like a man for the entertainment of others, not to be confused with a transexual.

by peeble June 4, 2003

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King-Kong Pussy

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007

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King of the Mods

Vince Noir.

Vince Noir- Howard, I think its gonna be all right!

Howard Moon- What?

Vince Noir- Look!

Howard Moon - Mod Wolves?

Vince Noir - Yeah, and I'm King of the Mods

by LoveTheMightyBoosh October 16, 2008

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