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on my knees to pray

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
by michael foolsley July 22, 2012
mugGet the on my knees to praymug.

Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public
Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."
by phroug2 April 15, 2012
mugGet the Aspirin between the kneesmug.

Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.
by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016
mugGet the Went Knees to Jesusmug.
only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.
Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
by anhhhh April 15, 2022
mugGet the sunburn on the back of the kneesmug.

sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa
Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
by AtomicJay May 4, 2021
mugGet the sofa sex kneemug.

alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after
by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017
mugGet the alaskan knee drivemug.

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.
i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.
by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015
mugGet the Midget Knee Padsmug.

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