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juan night stand

If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?
by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
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Juan

juan is a fucking nerd
Omg look at Juan
🤢
by brooked October 12, 2019
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Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass
“That’s Juan Star lmao
by Juan Star November 16, 2022
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Juan

Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty
Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both
by kaykay88883 August 21, 2023
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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong
"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi
by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017
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Juan

If he doesn’t shave his mustache he’s most likely gay and fucks dudes
Yeah have you heard that dude juan didn’t shave his mustache what a gay lord!
by Surenut September 13, 2021
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juan reyes

Juan reyes is a beautiful lovely young gentlemen. He's nice and kind hearted. Juan reyes is dating Nevaeh.
Wow Juan Reyes is a hottie!
by thebestblack1111 April 21, 2023
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