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motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.
"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"
by MFJ420 June 11, 2023
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jon

my little cutie patootie that i love to snuggle and finagle with.
by anonymous March 16, 2023
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Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.
by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024
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Jon Jones

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024
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Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!
by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024
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