Just the Truth

the truth is if you want your girlfriend to notice your dick, you must show her the truth....
I assume you are dating and if so your on your way to result,
see there's a 100% chance she will acknowledge with stunning results.
one day when she is coming over for dinner you will get a call from her telling you she is almost there, at this time you must strip naked and stand tall for when she walks in you will know the truth..
you can get 2 results, you straight up pop an Insta-bone as she glimpses at the monstrousness thing and then slams down upon the truth set until she finds a bigger one or you go limp... Then Your Fucked.

Ex: Tutorial: Showing JUST THE TRUTH!
Gus: "Dude sterling, me and Karlee aren't gettin any where man."
Sterling: "Damn dude that sucks. Whats not going right?"
Gus: "Well i just mean like, its been three months and she hasn't even seen my penis yet."
Sterling: "Ah dude! I know an easy solution to that!.... SHOW HER THE TRUTH!!!" ...

... The next day, Gus invited Karlee over to his house. A few minutes later, she said she was close. Gus knew exactly what to do. He stripped naked and stood directly in the middle of the room. Karlee slowly opened the door and stared Gus directly in the eyes! "Oh man i can feel it coming on," Gus thought!" POP! Gus popped an Insta-Bone!!!

SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DillweedDoobiePPPsEndo November 23, 2010

just gonna send it

A sane used by tanner fox

Maverick's sending it Just gonna send it

by tman43 May 4, 2018

Just like that!

A large loud black man ejactulating on a small white girl in a cheaply made porno video

Mhmmhm ahh babe damn (slaps ass) Just like that!

by True advice May 21, 2015

Just like those streets in Philly

A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.

**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**

"You are just like those streets in Philly, you could have offered me some coffee."

by A.Melon July 24, 2008

Just Come On It

A phrase used when one needs to just relax or simply chill the fuck out. Often directed toward people who are tense and paranoid. In the world of "The Wingmen" it is the title of the single greatest Compact Disc ever created

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna go jump off that building.
Guy 2: Dude why?!
Guy 1: Dude, Just Come On It...

by Dan Rut November 21, 2006

just part of life

a term used to imply that one has accepted what has just happened.

a way of saying "fuck it, it happened, it's over with, and i can't do anything about it now."

stating the realization that something has happened because it is part of living life whether that something be good or bad.

can be said in a southern accent: "juspartaliife"

Person 1: damn, i just got skunked in a game of beer pong and now i have to do a naked lap.
Person 2: that sucks, but it's just part of life.

Bubba: is it wrong tuh have a one night stand witta girl you juss met?
Cleatus: wut are yewa queer? fuck no, its juspartaliife.

by tift April 2, 2009

just send it

A phrase used by scooter kids, usually white boys on a scooter, when trying to perform a somewhat intense trick. It can also be used by kids doing parkour, but not as much. they may use the phrase 'huck it!'

'im gonna do a tailwhip' 'dude, just send it!'

by jackson mississippi ;) November 20, 2017