Johnny Waffle

When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.

I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.

by Johnny Wafflemaster March 5, 2014

johnny style

when you ass fuck a chick while taking a shit.

I wanna do it Johnny Style with that hoe.

by Yoder McConagay November 2, 2007

AT Johnny on the Spot

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.

Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun

by Mark2015 October 9, 2021

Johnny Rocket

The act of aiming a moving vehicle at a person/group of people, then bailing from the vehicle before it hits said person/group.

"Did you hear that Bill Johnny Rocketed his ex-wife when she set fire to his lawn ornaments!?"

by Brobrobruh April 23, 2015

johnny's lunch

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people

that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

Johnny Rocket

when a person takes a bottle either full or empty and places it on their testicles while holding it in place then sits down then leans back then takes the bottom of their foot then strikes it on the top of the bottle to hit their testicles

my friends dared me to give myself a a Johnny rocket and my balls hurt so bad

by smoke_detector July 24, 2014

johnny blaze

Johnny Blaze is a nickname for people smoking a good amount of pot. Formerly a brand from the 90s in the USA and now a surf brand from Australia that is promoting the legalisation of pot there.

What are you up to mate? Dunno maybe just some Johnny Blaze

by Johnnyblaze.com.au March 4, 2016