Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."

Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.

by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008

Jonned

Somebody who has been fooled into believing a girl or boy has a crush them, when in reality, they do not like them at all.

Dude 1: “Hey, I think Melissa likes me!”
Dude 2: “Are you kidding? She is jonning you bro…”
Dude 1: “Bro she blocked me on everything”
Dude 2: “Ha! I told you! You just got jonned!”

by AntIs_Cool December 12, 2023

Jon

An uncouth person by Ghanaian slang. Used especially in pidgin and in kumasi.

This boy is a jon boy

by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022

Jon

Really fucking annoying

Your jon

by Egg bacon man 10 April 30, 2020

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.

friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon

by Scarredautism May 24, 2024