Ford

A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

Found On Road Dead

Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"

by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014

Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

Brady Ford

A gay trump supporter

Look at that Brady Ford over there.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.

My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.

by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017

ford fiso

Ford F-150, for the city people who have never seen a truck

Yo bro, this ford fiso looks pretty cool, I’ve never seen it before!

by eb42kn July 22, 2025

Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.

Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...

by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017