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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
by Mrci December 12, 2021
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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
by DarthFox January 31, 2017
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Controller Zen

Controller zen is The script that runs on the device modifies your gun behaviour, for one it is a more heavily modified AIM bot and also corrects ALL the recoil of all your weapons meaning your AIM will be almost like a laser beam basically for losers who have no genuine skill in a game so they feel the need to cheat
Person 1: “yo bro i just got controller zen so we can play r6 together and not worry about those try hards”

Person 2: “Yeaaaa you’re a loser for using zen literally just get better then we wouldnt have such a issue lame ass
by Quantavious Bingle September 21, 2023
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control point

A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*

2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
by 16Geese July 22, 2022
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birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014
mugGet the birth control buffersmug.

Controlled substance

Non playing characters
There goes another npc on controlled substances hopefully he or she has a job.
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025
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