When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 06, 2022
Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
by Paul.x.james December 04, 2020
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 03, 2022
A countermeasure who is going to be, like, going back at somebody that's coming at them (directly or indirectly).
by Alpha-to-Romeo November 22, 2024
These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 09, 2021
CJ
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
by Maser vinz November 09, 2022
Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 03, 2022