Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

Father-Zone

When a man gives a fatherly role and a woman falls in love but here rejected.

"Dude, I had to "Father-Zone" Samantha last night. It was brutal"

by Carl Bismarck September 27, 2021

m8 Zoned

chav version of friend zoned

“She’s m8 zoned you pal”

by princesspettyx December 30, 2017

Dealer Zone

Related to the "friend zone", this is when someone strings along a drug dealer to get better prices.

Amber: so you're going to see D-Dog again? Are things heating up?
Brittany: hell na, he's in the dealer zone so I can get $50 quarters

by docbuzzo April 05, 2016

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019

The jack zone

The jack zone is a zone which all men want to be in. A zone where all the girls want you because your an absolute fucking stud. Have to have some type of facial hair to be in the jack zone

“ bro did u hear chuck Norris is finnaly in the jack zone”

by Thegoatneno78 February 14, 2019

twillight zone

The twillight zone is when a man jumps you and then leads you into an alley way and you agree to consentual sex with him. usually a head job

e.g "A MAN JUMPED ME LAST WEEK INTO THE TWILLIGHT ZONE!"
"oh shit!"

by FUZEMANICUS April 06, 2016