I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

I love you

If someone says I love you to you, they are actually swearing at you in a different language

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: >:O HOW COULD YOU T.T

by NymphicusHollandicus July 15, 2022

I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022

I love you

The fakest shit you will ever hear. No one ever means it.

👤: i love you

“no tf you dont”

by ya moms housee. July 28, 2022

I Love my Bingus

A Term used for the Cat "Bingus" When you love your bingus.

I Love my Bingus so much!
You dont though? I Love my Bingus!
When i saw bingus i pooped my pants because I Love my Bingus!

by river2380 August 3, 2022

I love jules

So do i

I love jules

BROO I ALSO LOVE JULES

by S11nner June 8, 2022

I love you more

A statement which, if said first, does mean that person loves the other person more.

World - "I love you more!"
Yeo - "No I do!"
World - "Nuh uh! I said it first!"

by TheBIGWorld June 21, 2022