Bizzaro Hunter

Bizzaro Hunter is a member of MHX. He joined sometime around September of 2002, and has thrown in the towel several times before being outright removed. Bizzaro has bullshit his way through the ranks of MHX and is a Nightmare Reaver, in his wet dreams. He is Overlord of Graal Online, a game known to most as the most disgusting pile of dung held on the internet and seems to think people care. Bizzaro has hopes of some day becoming a Blood Reaver, and thusly a Phantom Reaver, though it will never happen because he's a narcissistic little douche. He loves himself, and would make up any excuse as to why someone should take a bullet for him. See also drama whore.
I respect Bizzaro Hunter, because I AM Bizzaro Hunter.
by Bizzaro Hunduhhhrrr August 31, 2006
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turtle hunter

An act of homosexual anal sex; searching for a turd with one's penis.
Person1: "That guy over there is probably gay."
Person2: "Yeah, he's a turtle hunter."
by Taylor Pendley September 26, 2006
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Head Hunter

Agela Is that biggest head hunter i know
by Brandon December 10, 2003
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Bounty Hunter

In an event of a spill or an unexpected accident where liquids are involved, a person will desperately search for an absorbant paper towel.
Judging by this person's income results in the ability to afford "Quicker Picker Uppers" such as Bounty Paper Towels.
However, if it is financially available, and this type of event occurs, that person has become a Bounty Hunter.
Wifey: Here's your beer honey!
Husband: Thanks, Now cook me supper.
Wifey: (In an attempt to place beer in hand of Husband, she accidentally spills it on Husband's new glass coffee table) Oops!
Husband: Get back in the Kitchen! I need to Hunt me some Bounty now! (Becomes Bounty Hunter)
by TheGasMaskGuy December 25, 2009
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bug hunter

One who seeks out and intentionally contracts venerial diseases with the intention of communicating it/them to other sexual partners.
Turns out that chick was a bug hunter... blows my weekend!

-Andy
by Tizzle Sandbizzle October 05, 2005
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House Hunters

Worst television show ever. Hosted by Suzanne Whang, House Hunters is a show on HGTV about people who buy houses. Oh, and each episode is exactly the same. The buyers always get the house that they want.
Average House Hunters Episode:

Realtor: Would you like to see the kitchen?
Buyer: Oh, this is nice. I like the crown molding.
Realtor: This is the family room.
Buyer: Oh, this is nice. I like the crowm molding.
by coolness. July 22, 2006
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Thug hunter

noun: a passive white batty boi (qv) who seeks out straight active thugs who are highly sexed and want to bust a nut all the time, irrespective of whether they do so in the mouth/arse/fanny of a batty boi or a girl
Ross enjoyed the danger of being a thug hunter
by BattyBoi_ThugHunter July 01, 2011
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