Have a sweet one

I can't say I love you because of c****n

Happy birthday @laurenjauregui!!! ....... Have a sweet one 🎈

by #CamrenIsDeadParty June 27, 2016

Must Have the Turkey

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.

Damn, he must have the turkey!

by daluved1 November 28, 2010

Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have sex with a goat

have sex with a goat day!

On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!

by niggapodlolzux October 13, 2020

Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.

She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

have another drink

A sarcastic remark to a drunk person who is drinking or who won't stop drinking after causing unintentional damage to his/her or public property.

Lucy looked outside to find a ruined ATV crashed through her fence and her drunk neighbor still trying to drive it.

she opened her window yelled " have another drink Joe!"
just as he took a swig from his beer.

by goldDriver12 May 17, 2012