Hour-Glass'd

Hour-Glass'd or Hour-Glass'ing is the act of forgetting what in the world you were trying to remember. Typically used in place of "Brain Fart" to match a professional or more tame atmosphere.

I was trying to remember that chick I met friday night but totally Hour-Glass'd on her name. -or-
I was in a meeting with Jim CEO and I completely Hour-Glass'd on a portion of my presentation. When I explained that I was Hour Glass'ing rather than having a Brain Fart, the entire executive team seemed to appreciate my tame explanation

by mumfleet August 17, 2008

Old Glass Table

What you need to do is squash you genitals underneath you while you are sitting on a glass table and take a photo from below.

If you are in a customer service role, you can give it/send it to customers who are unbelievably stupid or rude as a way of letting them know how little you care about their issues.

A: "This guy says there is a blackout in his area and wants to know why his Internet isn’t working."
B: "Send him the Old Glass Table and tell him to wait 30 minutes before his Internet will come back on."

by OldGlassTable November 10, 2009

Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

Perfect Glass

A cocktail glass, filled with a shot of straight liquor (Scotch preferred), with rocks or without, and meant to be enjoyed for the drinking and the company, rather than getting drunk.

Hey man it's good to see you again - why don't we each pour ourselves a perfect glass and catch up?

My drink of choice is a perfect glass of whiskey/Scotch/vodka.

by aliastx August 27, 2010

Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.

What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class

by crikbeyyy June 16, 2012

stephanie glass

A totally sexy mama with many talents, the most gorgeous creature on the planet.

"Oh my god, you see that foxy mama over there?"
"Oh yeah, shes a total Stephanie Glass}."

by gnightknight July 5, 2019

Slip You the Glass Banana

To pull a fast one. Deception with ill intent.
Origin: Government employees.

After the vendor had finished speaking, the chief technologist turned to procuct lead and said "don't let them slip you the glass banana."

by MagicLantern June 9, 2009