Creepy as fuck

Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.

Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"

by CarsonJ March 28, 2015

I will fuck you with that

Saying "I will fuck you with that" means I Fuck with that. You will do something with someone. You mess with or are down with something a lot.

That blunt of Sour OG , I will fuck you with that.

by Faster Than Light January 28, 2020

don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

the fuck

Short for "what the fuck?". Usually followed by question mark.

John: I have acne on my butt.
Mary: ...the fuck?

by Aubrey March 17, 2004

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

fuck no

The ultimate of all negative answers.

One level above a regular no and two levels above a super no or hell no on the Negative Response Severity Scale (NRSS). This term is nearly synonymous with mega no.

WARNING: This term carries a highly hostile connotation. Be wary of your usage of this term.

Person A: Is the sky orange?
Person B: Fuck no! It's blue.

by Not Jeremy October 21, 2008

fuck-buddy

Person one can hook up with almost anytime, spend a night, and have no emotional attachment.

Jack and Jill were both happy being single; however, they both loved having the other as a fuck-buddy.

by Giant peach November 18, 2005