facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009

facebook skank

Anyone who has more than 1000 facebook friends.

Tiffany has like 1100 facebook friends...what a facebook skank!

by Joseph Garboyle December 8, 2010

Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.

John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.

by Kmp73 January 1, 2010

Facebook Chat

One of the most retarded chat's in history.....ever. It allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. Resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status....okay facebook...clearly your suck at the art of online chats!

why does facebook chat have to always suck balls?

by c.c_me October 1, 2010

Facebook Five

A facebook five is when you give someone a high five through facebook.

Alex: "Fuck yeh i can go, Woop"
Salem: "YEAH ALEX, facebook five"

by bobothepanda May 6, 2009

Facebook Lullaby

When you cannot fall asleep so you turn to facebook to lull you to sleep, therefore cutting down on the amount of sleep you would have gotten had you not went on facebook in the first place

Mark: dude you look like a sleepless zombie!
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...

by CapnBadass August 23, 2011

Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.

"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."

by Drewanium February 22, 2008