Eric

Someone with a dead trim

Guy: You got such a bad haircut
Other guy: Yeahh, i pulled an eric

by anonymous July 31, 2024

Summoning of eric

Get a dead pig fetus and have sex with the maggots inside

I just learned how to do the summoning of eric

by Dusterdo August 27, 2025

Eric

Fucking Dumb Asshole

Fuck you Eric

by xdgamingboi_xdxd_ShutTheFuckUp December 10, 2021

Eric

Is Annoying as fuck kissed Evan is a crybaby and a stuck up asshole and is also an LGBTQ

Eric Is An LGBTQ

by Eric Is An LGBTQ May 28, 2020

Eric

A piece of shit. Cheats constantly. He will verbally and mentally abuse you not to mention likes underaged girls

Keep your daughters away from Eric

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.

"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"

by Durrick April 6, 2022