(n) a circle-jerk of unprofessional and unethical geo-technical and structural engineers operating out of Kane'ohe Hawai'i. Incompetent individuals who are engaging in ambulance chasing, and executing it poorly. Synonymous with "scam" and "fraud".
by Jpb Engineering = losers January 24, 2021
When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.
by Clever_Club_Brawl October 08, 2024
When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.
by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021
A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
This is an action in which you inhale smoke from a cigarette, then you put your lips on a girls anus and exhale the smoke
by AlphaSigmaMale4000_ March 17, 2025
The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.
The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.
The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
by The engineering prophet March 05, 2024