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England

A country steeped in both sucess and failure, and hated by many, loved by few.

Lets take it's people for example, there are some amazingly decent people in England. There are great comedians, fantastic actors and brilliant musicians.

However, these are few and far between, for every good person, there are 20 'chavs' (the lower breed of society who have corrupted England, and make me loathe my own country)

I think however, you can say this about every country, for the American's perhaps its the 'redknecks'. For the scottish, perhaps its also chavs.

I think everyone that has seen the other's descriptions clouded in hate, you should really think to yourself; is it right to stereotype an ENTIRE nation, based on the acts that you SEE in the media.

For example, you probably didn't know that Stephen Hawking would only be alive thanks to our health service?

That wasn't publicised much, because people love to hate and they always will.

Lose the crumpet, tea, teeth etc stereotype and make some judgments for yourself, instead of the crappy view the media presents you.

If your so much better people, then you shouldn't judge like that :-)
England has its up and down's, our support for other's has corrupted our gene pool and ruined our country. There is still some good left, and that should be nurtured, not ignored.
by Azton January 9, 2010
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engayged

When two men have pledged to marry one another.

Pronunciation key: extra emphasis is put on the word "gay" (i.e. en-GAY-ged).
Mark: Hey Brad, did you hear that Dillon and Bruce are moving to the Castro?

Brad: Yea man, didn't you know they were engayged?
by gekkotr November 28, 2010
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Japanese English

Almost the reverse of Japanglish. These are words invented by the Japanese to literally emulate English, but are totally confusing to native English speakers
Paper Driver = Licensed Driver w/o a car.
Service = Free item
Cunning = Cheating on Tests
Smart = Slender
by Neoyamaneko December 15, 2003
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bumhole engineer

by jesus June 25, 2003
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engaygements

Engaygements are promises to marry between two same-sex couples (two (2) males or two (2) females). Some engaygements are announced at an engaygement party where both gay and straight couples celebrate a previously publicized engaygement.
if same-sex marriage is legalized, there will be several hundred-thousand engaygements prior to all the weddings.
by the_sauceman August 29, 2009
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England

A country that is often said be posh twats that have bad teeth and love tea and cricket.

THIS IS A DAMNABLE LIE.

Multiple cities such as Liverpool are far from being posh. Like, at the other end of the universe far.
However, we contributed greatly to music (i.e. The Beatles). We discovered America. We love sports. We actually know how to take a joke.

Why don't you try living here before you diss it , eh?
"What's England like? Uhh, s'alright... We've got, uh, Nectar Points. They're quite handy. Um... we've got understatement... We're tough on slogans, tough on the causes of slogans... We have strong prevailing south-westerly winds... 52% of our days are overcast, so as a nation we're infused with a wistful melancholy, but we remain a relentlessly chipper population prone to mild eccentricity, binge drinking and casual violence. Breakfast is served 7 til 9."
—Bill Bailey
by CynicalEmoKid May 21, 2011
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advanced english

by 5'1"Racer January 17, 2004
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