ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

ex

(of goods) sold direct from.

"carpet tiles offered at a special price, ex stock"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Dijion "Angie" Mcfarlane:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releaseexe-xizaa-exe

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Dijion "Angie" Mcfarlane:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releaseexe-xizaa-exe

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)

Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.

by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012