When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.
Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.
Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)
Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)
by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010
Get the scrooge dumpedmug. by bebopinator December 27, 2011
Get the Skunk and Dumpmug. -noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
by The219greekman June 9, 2010
Get the Roump Dumpmug. A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.
Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
by Ark-7 February 29, 2012
Get the Rainbow Dumpmug. noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
Get the Sympathy Dumpmug. When you have to pee very bad and can't get to a restroom so you padlock and let loose in your ass to hold it until you make it to the bathroom so you can shit it out like diarrhea. This may dislodge fecal matter and come out in spurts causing your ass to have a machine gun effect while shitting.
Levi what the hell happened to your toilet? Joseph you won't believe this. I couldn't make it home in time so I padlocked and pissed in my ass. As soon as I got home I couldn't hold it in my ass any longer and ended up hydro dumping all over the toilet.
by I Am The Ferrett January 9, 2020
Get the Hydro Dumpmug. The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!
by PR35TY November 16, 2011
Get the Diesel Dumpmug.