When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.
Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?
Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
by ooberman February 18, 2009

A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.
Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease
by Woooooooooooooo July 8, 2006

Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)
You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!
by carnut June 5, 2005

Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.
by Nick March 31, 2004

This defenitions refers to skates, this is when the skate is so big you cant see the front wheel because the boot dunlapped it.
by t-mac October 20, 2003

Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
by Catalinacat January 24, 2010

the vaginal ranney disease, if come in contact with, will turn your sexual organs, into lobster eggs, that are filled with pus, and reeks of a very foul odor. in some forms of the disease, it causes your sexual organs to grow thorns, and leak pyroclastic material, from that of a volcanoe. and sometimes, in very rare cases, it shortens life span.
very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.
very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.
by thewatermoccasin June 16, 2010
