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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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depressed daniel

wow, thats really a depressed daniel
by Frosted Man October 22, 2020
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Depression House

A house, apartment or living space, that makes you sad being in it, or the thought of residing in it incites depression.
Maya was looking at apartments in Clayfield, but all the ones in our price range are peak Depression Houses.
by dsxmakina October 23, 2020
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Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)
Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?
by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020
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Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC September 26, 2012
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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 23, 2012
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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