Dirty mufasa

When you stick your thumb in a girls asshole then wipe the shit across her forehead

I did the Dirty Mufasa to my girl last night and she freaked the fuck out

by Jsquirls September 26, 2021

Dirty Svorak

The act of whining and complaining on any mobile games world chat while simultaneously receiving oral sex from your mother's decomposing severed head and having a stranger lick the sweat from your under moob.

Oh there he goes again, popping off in world chat. He's such a dirty Svorak

by TrollBandit June 5, 2021

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022

Dirty tobin

When your friend has a dream of you being pregnant.

person 1: you better not have a dirty Tobin about me

person 2: I cant promise anything

by TheFancyPineapple April 26, 2022

Dirty marj

Giving “yourself” a spider man finger blast.

I was walking down the street and seen a dirty marj through a window

by Weepatsy69 January 17, 2022

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022