1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.
by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020
Get the between the dildo store and the crematoriummug. the act of shoving your cock up a girls pussy, then taking a dildo and shoving it up her butt so that your penis and the dildo touch
wow i was inner dildo sword fighting last night and she screamed so loud that the neighbors came down stairs and grabbed my giant dick and used it as a lasso to get the kid out of the well, then i went back to having hard sex with her while she screamed out the names of the characters on seasame street. then big bird came in there and lets just say i found out why they called him big bird. when big bird left i had an orgy with chuck norris and cocktimus prime..... too bad i have to suffer the pain now
by killmeihavenolife21 March 2, 2010
Get the inner dildo sword fightingmug. Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.
by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010
Get the yankee pankee dildo-dongmug. The dildo my girlfriend uses wen she cums on my face i like 2 lick it and suck the dildo it has my name on it
by me April 25, 2005
Get the 100 foot dildomug. Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.
by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017
Get the piece of fucking dildo dickmug. synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
by lena danvers November 11, 2020
Get the between the crematorium and the dildo shopmug. Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.
"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."
"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."
by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009
Get the ass ramming dildo demonmug.