You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

cry yelling

When your girlfriend is crying in a yelling tone.

She would not stop cry yelling at me! It lasted all night!

by Ctrl_freq January 16, 2017

Cry Baby

A fan of Melanie Martinez. The name is from her debut album CryBaby. The CryBaby's are usually obsessed with Melanie and don't like her song PlayDate

girl1: Omg are you listen Melanie Martinez?
girl2: yeah i'm a Cry Baby
girl1: me too
girl2:omg what's your fav somg from her? mine is Mad Hatter
girl1: mine is probably Soap or Cake
girl3: mine is PlayDate
girl2&girl1 at the same time: fake Cry Baby

by strwberryshrtcake April 17, 2021

die-cry

the sound something makes before it dies

my dog's die-cry made my heart drop

by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019