Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

cream-colored

A feeling of emptiness or emotional blunting, but in an almost uneasy way. As if you’re dissociating, feeling an emotional disconnect between your feelings that you are unable to identify and or have the energy to cope with or “fix” said feelings, which causes a large feeling of dread.

Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.

Ex:

Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”

Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”

Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”

“The woman cried as she lay on her bed. Unable to leave her cream-colored state.”

by marble.13 August 27, 2023

The Queen's Cream

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018

berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.

Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!

by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 22, 2009

Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.

Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.

by Obey January 6, 2008

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

by crispy hispy November 9, 2008