Creamed

When you get jizz all over your face.

Oh! Jessy you creamed me!

by Jordon Jack April 14, 2010

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Pizzas and Cream

Jacking off with a warm Hot Pocket, then eating it.

Fuck that broken window, it's Pizzas and Cream time.

by Charlie_O August 22, 2014

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Ice Cream Scoop

After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.

Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"

Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."

Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."

*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*

by Jarn July 31, 2008

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Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*

by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009

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