A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!
Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
by EPWONG April 14, 2011
Get the Ass Clownmug. A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.
by klownz April 26, 2006
Get the clown bootsmug. Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
Get the Credit Clownmug. e.g. “My stupid boss ordered me to stay for an overtime and i happily made him a nice clown cuppa the following morning”.
by Madmanny January 12, 2011
Get the Clown cuppamug. Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.
Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
by Hipsterkilla123 November 13, 2011
Get the full of clownsmug. by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016
Get the clown jizzmug. Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.
"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"
by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005
Get the Clown (verb)mug.