go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

Cave Trippin'

The act of consuming a number of psychedelic drugs and staying in one place for a long period of time. After such event a smell can be noticed off ones body.

Taking 2 taps of LSD waiting for them to kick in, eat some x to get the candy effect. On off beats of the amazing euphoric event you will smoke a bowl. When the event has come to a climax you will finish it off with a bowl of Shepherdess's Herb for one last trip to heaven then when this is finished you may now say to yourself that you were Cave Trippin'

by TripitoverO.o May 8, 2011

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025

Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Urban caving

A glorified name for dumpster diving.

Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!

by jeeb81 August 7, 2008

cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?

by Terallis August 25, 2025

Ape cave

A 5" wide asshole from anal sex

My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022