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15 Candles

When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.
Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.

Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.

Mel: awww thanks
by angsty_agender April 3, 2019
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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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Russian Candle

A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.
YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE
by Mrboulder May 28, 2020
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ackle cackle

A word no one understands but ig u spam a group chat with it. Only weirdos do this but i guess that’s ok
Jamie keeps spamming the group chat with “ackle cackle” shes so annoying but we love that
by Bae bae boo October 9, 2020
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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A candle idea

Not the brightest idea one can come up with but enough to get the job done.
Shit, can you help get this bottle out of that hole?

Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)
by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020
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A candle idea

Not the brightest idea someone can come up with, but enough to get the job done.
Shit, I dropped my wallet down there. Can you help me get it out?

Hold on, I got a candle idea (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber to fetch it. They successfully retrieve it but in the process make a clown out of themselves.)
by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020
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