Bournville college

Let me tell you straight. If you’re planning to go Bournville beware the goths and nittys. It’s full of pensioners and foreigners and the teenagers are either druggies or slags. The boys all think they are roadmen and the girls are for the streets. The security guards think they are working for the government. In conclusion the college is decent but you are deffo leaving with less brain cells than when you entered

Have you heard of Bournville college?

Yeah it’s full of begs

by Oxford inspector October 28, 2021

College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.

College for emojiology

by Jh Diorr September 11, 2020

Tamaki College

A small budget poor school in East Auckland, Glen Innes. One of the gayest schools ever, litterally anyone can make it in whether your a dumb ass or a ultra dumb fuck. Even most of the students there think that their own school is shit except the leaders house captins, etc. Full of hardknocks but always keep it stylaa. Just the school is boring af and poor and needs bill gates to give us a moneys

"Do you know a school called Tamaki College?"

"Yeah that budget ass school my mum went there"

by Someonefromtamaki October 21, 2019

Eastleigh College

A place that had shit WiFi

Eastleigh College you definitely won't get any WiFi!

by CorruptDetected September 17, 2021

Groby college

Full of lads who want to be drug dealers and nitty girls who skive lessons to smoke on the shale.

Dan Wilton touches kids

Groby college is a shithole

by Zootgang January 22, 2020

College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.

Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college

by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011

College of Wooster

A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.

You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:

- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last

And much much more!

Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."

by The World of God Cat September 13, 2022