You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
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I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
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Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.
Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.
Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
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