brian boeshart

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.

: I got to get my rent money to brian boeshart

by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

Brian Hicks

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.

I heard on the news last night there was a Brian Hicks sighting in Batesville,Arkansas

by NBreezii June 5, 2019

Brian Thompson

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.

Brian Thompson CLOSE IT!!!

by BMPT July 5, 2019

Brian

Swears he is big body and also thinks he has a 8 pack.

Wow Brian swears he's big body

by yxung_turd February 1, 2019

brian teague

a fried chicken watermelon loving monkey

you are a brian teague

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

Brian Mueller

(noun) : the supreme ruler of the grand marketing scheme also known as Grand Canyon University.

the man who builds private schools in shitty areas and calls it a service to the public

the current president of GCU

*playing quiplash on jackbox: question- what is a sexy name to call someone*

Guy #1: Brian Mueller
Guy #2: isn’t he the president of Grand Canyon University
Guy #1: yeah man
Guy #3 *visually starstruck*: Brian Mueller once waved hello to me in passing! he’s such a bro

by insecureitalian October 30, 2021

Brian

The act of being forgetful and being a big sohai

That guy is such a Brian

by Dmex August 5, 2018