Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

Raider Blanket

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.

Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.

by raidermom23 August 23, 2015

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 27, 2024

blanket

take wind from the sails of (another craft) by passing to windward.

The experienced sailor skillfully blanketed the slower yacht, depriving it of wind and securing a clear path to the finish line.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012