Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

The bad blanket

A nut blanket. Where u sexually orgasm and wipe your butt on.

“Dad put that blanket down it’s the Bad Blanket”
“No I don’t wash that blanket it’s my Bad blanket”

by Lesean McCoy December 18, 2025

Beads & Blankets

This can refer to several things depending on the context it is said.

1) Aboriginal tibe of people " clothing" / regalia

2) North American Indian meditation "shawl" (for winter climate)

3) Aboriginal Land settlement deal

4) Bad trade deal where the target recieved far less than value.

You try to fuck me like this? I didn't even get Beads & Blankets. Where are my beads & blankets?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Beads & Blankets

Beads and blankets this is a great honor and highly significant in our culture.

However, in modern times this is not necessary, we prefer a more symbolic payment, of coins, representing beads and, bills or dollars representing Blankets.

Money, such as coins and bills, is a highly symbolic of Beads & Blankets, and a most honorable proposition.

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Blanket statement

Making an assumption or giving an opinion of a general group or idea

“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.

by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025

blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

Reeses blanket

The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.

Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket.
Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that

by Hotdoglover4592 July 19, 2024