Bandit

One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun

A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki

by Bandit#189194 December 6, 2019

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

Bandit

A bandit is a violent,aggressive and lawless criminal that usually partakes in crimes such as robbery,assault and the dealing of drugs. Bandits are also armed gangsters.

The man toting a pistol robbed two men and assaulted 3 people,he's a bandit !

by Therealest_alive December 11, 2021

Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021