eth bandit

eth being robbed by skids like hkay

eth bandit - hkay just stole my eth oh noo

by skid catcher July 3, 2024

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

shy bandit

originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.

the shy bandit literall reseted all my hard work on cherry lake.

by random mario/shy gal addict January 4, 2021

Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

Bandit

The funniest dog u could ever ask for. Especially how long he thinks. He could be smart but he acts stupid to be funny

Bob stop ur thinking very long like bandit

by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023