Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Bandit

A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.

“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”

by Half brick July 6, 2023

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

bandit

Someone who profits from lies, deception and all round hoodwinking

Oi luke, what's your handicap mate. 17 why? Cos you're a 'kin bandit. I know ain't it grand!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) July 10, 2017

Bandit

chime

"the bandit produced a weapon and demanded money"

by Captain AssassinYT September 14, 2020

Coochie Bandit

Someone typically a male whom takes someone virginity and then walks out on them or it can be someone who dates another person just to have sex

Why’d you break up with him

He was just a coochie bandit

by Skm2323 April 29, 2019